Arthur Little
27th June 2012, 14:57
... aka, 'Away to buggery'! :D
Here are the "bare bones" (s'cuse pun) of an article I read in two separate newspapers while queueing at a local barber's shop yesterday afternoon:
Seemingly, :rolleyes: a man called at the home of his estranged wife ... in the hope of effecting some sort of reconciliation. :pray:
When repeated attempts :23_116_6[1]: to engage in "amorous seduction" :do_it: failed, he then stomped off upstairs, to - by all accounts - "lick :puppykisses: his wounds".
Whereupon, what happened NEXT, left the poor woman speechless :yikes: with shock! :cwm24:
Hearing what can beast be described as "unusual sounds" emanating from the bedroom above, she proceeded to investigate ...
... :omg: ... there, before her very eyes, :grosyeux: was the naked form of her errant husband - tucked up in bed with the family pet, a bull-mastiff - his ass going like a fiddler's elbow! :Sex:
Here are the "bare bones" (s'cuse pun) of an article I read in two separate newspapers while queueing at a local barber's shop yesterday afternoon:
Seemingly, :rolleyes: a man called at the home of his estranged wife ... in the hope of effecting some sort of reconciliation. :pray:
When repeated attempts :23_116_6[1]: to engage in "amorous seduction" :do_it: failed, he then stomped off upstairs, to - by all accounts - "lick :puppykisses: his wounds".
Whereupon, what happened NEXT, left the poor woman speechless :yikes: with shock! :cwm24:
Hearing what can beast be described as "unusual sounds" emanating from the bedroom above, she proceeded to investigate ...
... :omg: ... there, before her very eyes, :grosyeux: was the naked form of her errant husband - tucked up in bed with the family pet, a bull-mastiff - his ass going like a fiddler's elbow! :Sex: