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les_taxi
12th May 2015, 16:51
C'mon Joe, I'm sure the medication has worn off now, come out, come out wherever you are :icon_lol:
KeithD
12th May 2015, 17:24
He's alive and well, just very busy moving the gunpowder under the House of Commons :biggrin:
les_taxi
12th May 2015, 17:58
This is what happened to Guy Fawkes so Joe better be careful :icon_lol: The condemned would be drawn backwards to his death, by a horse, his head near the ground. They were to be "put to death halfway between heaven and earth as unworthy of both". Their genitals would be cut off and burnt before their eyes, and their bowels and hearts removed. They would then be decapitated, and then dismembered.
KeithD
12th May 2015, 18:06
That sounds like the type of thing scousers do to mancs :Hellooo:
Dedworth
12th May 2015, 18:40
I reckon Joe's run off to Iain Busby & the SNP
Arthur Little
12th May 2015, 19:47
This is what happened to Guy Fawkes so Joe better be careful :icon_lol: The condemned would be drawn backwards to his death, by a horse, his head near the ground. They were to be "put to death halfway between heaven and earth as unworthy of both". Their genitals would be cut off and burnt before their eyes, and their bowels and hearts removed. They would then be decapitated ...

:toomuchinfo:, methinks, Les ... :yeahthat:'s hardly for the squeamish! :biggrin:
Arthur Little
12th May 2015, 20:16
... and then dismembered.

Yeah, that won't happen to Joe; :nono-1-1: - he'll be remembered! Besides ... :anerikke: ... he's needed here, and (admit it!) life for you just wouldn't be the same without him. :wink:
raynaputi
12th May 2015, 20:33
Joe has said he has some new work a couple of weeks ago I think..:Erm: Maybe he's busier than the usual because of that.
SimonH
12th May 2015, 20:43
Reckon he'd be here gloating if Labour had won. As it happens although I disagree with most of the things he stands for, I do miss the banter :cwm25:
Labour still lost though :biggrin:
KeithD
12th May 2015, 20:54
Reckon he'd be here gloating if Labour had won. As it happens although I disagree with most of the things he stands for, I do miss the banter :cwm25:
Labour still lost though :biggrin:

BIG BAD GLOWING SPELLING ERROR ALERT

Labour is spelt L-O-S-E-R-S :wink:
fred
12th May 2015, 23:41
He's alive and well, just very busy moving the gunpowder under the House of Commons :biggrin:

:icon_lol:
grahamw48
13th May 2015, 00:47
'Hey Joe...where you goin with that gun in your hand ? " :cwm24:
Dedworth
13th May 2015, 00:53
BIG BAD GLOWING SPELLING ERROR ALERT

Labour is spelt L-O-S-E-R-S :wink:

I always thought it was spelt L I E B O U R
London_Manila
13th May 2015, 02:06
I always thought it was spelt L I E B O U R

About as funny as CHELSKI
fred
13th May 2015, 02:26
About as funny as CHELSKI

This thread is funny..

:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Iani
13th May 2015, 18:48
Come back Joe, it's only an election, the government always wins anyway.

Or maybe he's away helping pack Paul O'Grady's bags

Or is that like Jim Davidson (Reason Labour won last time - he promised to leave if they did)
Dedworth
13th May 2015, 18:53
About as funny as CHELSKI

http://static.allsports.com.gh/img/incoming/origs3742414/7305565088-w644-h429/Guard-of-Honour.jpg
Ako Si Jamie
13th May 2015, 18:57
First place I'd look for Joe would be under Dedworth's patio. :icon_lol:
Dedworth
13th May 2015, 19:04
First place I'd look for Joe would be under Dedworth's patio. :icon_lol:

:biggrin: I'll be out there cutting the grass shortly I'll check
les_taxi
16th May 2015, 10:12
Ha ha brill Jamie but don't worry I've tracked Joe down he has had to undergo a bit of mental therapy but I have a confirmed picture of him which I will share with you all :biggrin:

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q253/lestaxi1/SON-OF-FRANKENSTEIN.jpg (http://s138.photobucket.com/user/lestaxi1/media/SON-OF-FRANKENSTEIN.jpg.html)
les_taxi
4th June 2015, 20:15
It's turning into to a whodunnit thriller for me now:icon_lol:
Come back joe we miss you,the forum is far to sensible without you:icon_lol:
Arthur Little
4th June 2015, 21:11
There once was a Mod called Joe
Where is he now ... :anerikke: ... does anyone know?
'tis near a month now, :icon_rolleyes: I suppose
Since Labour was in its death throes
Michael Parnham
5th June 2015, 06:39
Probably won the lotto! :Erm:
KeithD
5th June 2015, 09:29
Bad news. I have just found the ransom note from 3 weeks ago. It says 'Pay up or he gets it in 7 days'. Oooops :cwm25:
SimonH
5th June 2015, 09:52
Bad news. I have just found the ransom note from 3 weeks ago. It says 'Pay up or he gets it in 7 days'. Oooops :cwm25:

Hey, I typed that and had the sense to send it from the computer at the library. There's no way you can trace that back to me :cwm25:
les_taxi
5th June 2015, 10:11
It was my fault as I paid with a post dated cheque ☺
grahamw48
5th June 2015, 10:11
Probably won the lotto!:Erm:

...or a very large bet on Labour winning ? :cwm25:
Dedworth
5th June 2015, 10:24
Some good theories :wink:

Still missing in action - he could have evaded capture and as per post #5 is north of the border with Iain Busby and the Scottish anti austerity resistance
Ako Si Jamie
5th June 2015, 13:21
https://metta4blog.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/finding-joe.jpg
Dedworth
5th June 2015, 14:05
:icon_lol:
Arthur Little
5th June 2015, 15:35
https://metta4blog.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/finding-joe.jpg

:xxgrinning--00xx3: ... appropriate find, Jamie! :biggrin:
raynaputi
5th June 2015, 16:18
If you find Nemo, you'll find Joe! :icon_lol:
Arthur Little
5th June 2015, 17:35
If you find Nemo, you'll find Joe! :icon_lol:

Oh! :grosyeux: ... I once had a girlfriend who'd a "pussy" called Nemo. :cwm24:

:cwm25: ... yep, and she could be a 'bitch' sometimes, :Erm: ... the ex - NOT the tomcat! :xxparty-smiley-004:
KeithD
6th June 2015, 08:36
Oh! :grosyeux: ... I once had a girlfriend who'd a "pussy" called Nemo. :cwm24::xxparty-smiley-004:

I'm not sure what to say about that :cwm24: