Near the Knuckle

[Alan]

I think I am really sailing close to the wind with this one. :D:D

VOTED FUNNIEST JOKE IN IRELAND
An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

Al.:)

[kimmi]

:Erm::Erm::cwm12::cwm12::Cuckoo::Hellooo::omg::D

[Les_lady888]

:confused::confused::yikes::Hammer::Erm::Erm::doh:D

[Mrs.JMajor]

:Bouncy: :sport-smiley-003: :icon_tonguew: :laugher: :cwm25::cwm25::cwm25::cwm25:

[rosstrtco]

I think I am really sailing close to the wind with this one. :D:D

VOTED FUNNIEST JOKE IN IRELAND
An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

Al.:)

what a fool he should use a roller not a brush :doh
:D

[aromulus]

:icon_lol:

[tomm]

Wonder how many filipinas got that one? My girl actually thought it was funny because he was painting the house with a two inch brush :rolleyes: Just explained it to her. :xxgrinning--00xx3: