Not very clever

[tomm]

Man walks into surgery and punches doctor...
"That's for telling my wife she has a nice pussy"
Doctor gets up from the floor and replies...
"Actually, I told her she had Acute Angina"

:rolleyes:

[nigel]

Patient: Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a moth!!

Doctor: Well I can't help!! You really need a psychiatrist!!

Patient: I was going to the psychiatrist...but your light was on!:yikes:

*****WARNING****THE JOKES GET WORSE*****:icon_lol: