Funiest joke everOriginally Posted by joebloggs
i have to correct you toks, this version is even funnier
Two scouser hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The scouser operator says: "Calm down,Calm down I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?
Think the guy needs to get out of his uni office
Surely it should be
Two hunters (a scouse and a manc) are out in the woods when the manc one collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed (is it saturday night in picadilly?). The Scouser nicks the mancs phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "A manc is dead! What can I do?" The scouser operator says: "Calm down,Calm down I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what
Meanwhile a Londoner continues to sit on a park bench pretending not to notice while reading a newspaper as its two people from up north.
