Pero si Erap, mas may taste sa babae!
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
hello friendsmind if i post one too?
ERAP STRIKES AGAIN...
Erap, on his way to the US, decided to stop by the vendo machine by the airport lounge. He drops a few coins and out comes a can of coke.
"Okey ito ha! "He drops a few more coins and out comes a candy bar "Ba, ayos a!" His aide comes over to him and says, "Sir, boarding time na ho sa eroplano!"
Erap: "Wag kang magulo! Hindi mo bang nakikita na nananalo pa ako
----Bwisit!!!"
Finally, he boards the plane with a bag full of coke and chocolate bars. He goes directly into first class. The stewardess
(pinay) was alarmed and tells the Purser, "Sir, the Vice President, Erap is seated in first class. His ticket is only business. What shall we do?"
The purser takes a minute and says, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it". The purser approaches Erap who is fidgeting with his seatbelts.
PURSER: "Good morning ser....saan kayo papunta???
ERAP: "Sa America...bakit?"
PURSER: "Naku ser, sa likod nalang ho kayo umupo at doon ang papunta sa America...dito sa harap ang papuntang Japan!!"
ERAP: "Ah ganoon ba...buti sinabi mo...sige, lilipat na ako!"
Seated between a Japanese and German businessmen, Erap listens to the two. The German, talking in his native language, had on a headgear.
The Japanese asked the German "Kore wa des ka?...what is that?"
German: "Hiel...dezz iz nothing. It iz zee latest technology ien Germany...the headsvone! I am talking to mine headquarters in zee Berlin." The Japanese, not to be outdone, also started talking in his native language. The German asked him, "Vhat is dhat?"
The Jap says proudly, "Ano ne..kore wa is latest Japanese technology in Japan! Have mic implant in tongue...and speaker in ear. I speak to office in Tokyo...neh." ERAP, irked by the two other nationalities started to do a slow and looong fart.
"....TRRRRRRR,TRRRR..PURURUUUUUUUT!"
The two businessmen closing their noses say...."&?%$#@! What's that sound???"
Erap says proudly,"Ah that, that's nothing. I was only sending a fax to the President!"
here's another one:
Erap Makes Wish...
Erap shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs.
Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish!
Erap: Okay. Make me intelligent!
Genie: Can i see the map again?
Originally Posted by deltonmay29
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
All I know is they all have something in common.
All of them corrupt. I knew Marcos is corrupt too but he did something good for farmers in fairness.
We always have free fertilizers for the farm and he was the author of Agrarian Reform Act which benefited the tenants and all farmers. Tenants can avail some part of the property from the landowner if they have at least 7 hectares farmland owned.
Gloria tried to give free fertilizers to farmers but her crony corrupt the money
http://blogs.gmanews.tv/ellen-tordes...Seditious.html
That's the reasons why farmers sell their land. Farming is not earning too much. They need support from government but no hopes.
The only help we get from our farm is we don't buy rice and veggies. We sell veggies to the market and surrounding villages but cost very cheap. I'm teaching my brod in law how to make compost soil so we can save and earn more.
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