We three kings of orient are,
Selling knickers a penny a pair,
They're fan-tastic!
No e-lastic!
Falling down every-where!
... Nice one, Nigel! Glad to see that one fellow member, at least, shares my sense of humour ... cos YOU'RE the first to respond to MINE - which has "lain" here [apparently unnoticed] for the best part of a week!