Right I'm going to give this a go

[Mich]

i know !! i was pulling your leg, a joke..
oh maybe only mancs and scousers understand..

i was making fun of your 'NOW WHY DIDNT I DO THIS?' and i said what reply

anyway goodluck with your man hunting most brits arew decent guys.. opps heres the wife , gonna go

andres ka ba? hehehe... anyway, i do hope ill find a decent brit, joebloggs!