I am glad with Filipino English I think its great. There is such a difference in the English language its interesting to observe the useage.
Excuse the rude,but I just proving a bit of useage of common slang
If we are being aggressive or threating we use words that imply friends "Listen to me now PAL. YOUR ASKING FOR IT PAL. I'm going to nut you pal" Or in London. "alright CHUMM, I gonna get you CHUMM" Americans are always "buddy boy, buddy boy" Austrialians its always MATE.
When we are being friendly to people we know we INSULT THEM "How you doing ya old poofter?I missed ya" Alright Tam you old geit.Where you been? Dave you ******!
Americans use 8 words when one will do. "I had a cup of coffee, you know what I mean?" err. well I can figure that out.
Londoners use the phrase "You don't say?" err well who said it??
Americans say **** alot except for what it really means.Americans under George Bush will say doo doo. A grown mansteps in it he says Ahhhh shittt I stepped in dogs doo doo!!
I sit in the bar..and Americans will say to you in sneaky way "do you want buy some ****??"
I look at him "err ****???!"
"**** yeah"
"Yeah...Columbian ****? Yeah its best **** in the world"
"You bring it all the way from Columbia?" "You have it on you?"
"How much on you?"
"About 3 pounds?"
"You are walking around 3 pounds of **** in your pocket?And people give you money for it??? How much you get? 50 dollars and ounce.
"**** I'll be a millionaire in a week!"