Another hair transplant for Fat Boy

[Arthur Little]

... methinks a celebrity like Wayne Rooney - reputed to have a predilection for "spreading 'it' around" with an ALTOGETHER separate part of his anatomy - would've fared better arranging for a brain transplant ...

[Arthur Little]

... methinks a celebrity like Wayne Rooney - reputed to have a predilection for "spreading 'it' around" with an ALTOGETHER separate part of his anatomy - would've fared better arranging for a brain transplant ...

... ... bypassing the ball(s), of course, > ... as being his MAIN focus!