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[Pete/London]

I hope you pulled up your trousers and put your todger away after that Arthur

[Arthur Little]

I hope you pulled up your trousers and put your todger away after that Arthur

Pete ... after we'd "made a meal of it" - my "manhood" (not to mention my ego) duly deflated - I then slunk away quietly, with said 'tadger' ... I mean "tail" ... flacidly hung between my legs!!