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    I heard a really heart warming Christmas story recently which I thought I should share with you all :


    There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to
    process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

    One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no
    actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

    The letter read:

    "Dear God,

    I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday
    someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I
    had until my next pension payment.

    Next week is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for
    dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no
    family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

    Can you please help me?

    Sincerely,
    Edna


    The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
    workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few
    pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put
    into an envelope and sent to the woman.

    The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna
    And the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

    Christmas came and went.

    A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

    All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

    It read,

    "Dear God,

    How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of
    your gift of love, I was able to have a glorious dinner with my friends. We
    had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

    By the way, there was £4 missing.

    I think it must have been those thieving .......s at the Post Office


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    I heard a really heart warming Christmas story recently which I thought I should share with you all :


    There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to
    process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

    One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no
    actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

    The letter read:

    "Dear God,

    I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday
    someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I
    had until my next pension payment.

    Next week is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for
    dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no
    family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

    Can you please help me?

    Sincerely,
    Edna


    The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
    workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few
    pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put
    into an envelope and sent to the woman.

    The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna
    And the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

    Christmas came and went.

    A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

    All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

    It read,

    "Dear God,

    How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of
    your gift of love, I was able to have a glorious dinner with my friends. We
    had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

    By the way, there was £4 missing.

    I think it must have been those thieving .......s at the Post Office
    This one really made me smile Fred, thank's for that!


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