Lettuce

[KeithD]

So the Titanic sunk because the lookout got confused with the Iceberg and shouted 'Lettuce dead ahead'

[Alan]

So the Titanic sunk because the lookout got confused with the Iceberg and shouted 'Lettuce dead ahead'

,,,,,,,and pretty soon afterwards most of them were.

Al.

[tomm]

So the Titanic sunk because the lookout got confused with the Iceberg and shouted 'Lettuce dead ahead'

Q: What kind of coffee and what kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka and iceberg.

[tomm]

A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. "That looks nasty," says the doctor. "Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."