This is my first post to this board.

[Alan]

From this day forward - until Thursday - I would now like to be known as Daphne.
This is so that my friend, who now has another friend, and hence is not my friend any more, will not try to get in touch with me to be his friend again, when the selfish b***h deserted me for another friend when all the time I thought he was my friend.

Excuse me folks, , I'm filling up again here.

BTW - welcome to you and your friend sexy beast. I hope you make lots of friends on here - despite the fact that I have lost one.

(Maybe his new friend would like to be my friend as well! )

Al.

OOOOOOPS!

Daphne.

[ervenescence]

From this day forward - until Thursday - I would now like to be known as Daphne.

Daphne.

Daphne, are you related to Bertha in Cleethorpes?

[aromulus]

Daphne, are you related to Bertha in Cleethorpes?

No, but he's second cousin three times removed to Buddug from Caerphilly then moved to Cardiff...