Why Mobile Phones Should NOT be Left Charging Overnight

[stevewool]

... as the risks of in bed!

I can think of more risks in a bed Arthur

[SimonH]

I can think of more risks in a bed Arthur

I hope that doesn't involve exchanging bodily fluids, that's disgusting Although it may be a bit late for some

[stevewool]

I hope that doesn't involve exchanging bodily fluids, that's disgusting Although it may be a bit late for some

They say we shed our skin cells when we roll over in bed , and my mattress is quite old and what i thought was lumps cold be piles of skin glued together with body fluids , what do ya think on that

[SimonH]

They say we shed our skin cells when we roll over in bed , and my mattress is quite old and what i thought was lumps cold be piles of skin glued together with body fluids , what do ya think on that

I hope Michael isn't reading this

[Michael Parnham]

I hope Michael isn't reading this

I am reading this, you should rotate your mattress every couple of months and renew it every six to eight years especially if you use it like I do

[stevewool]

and renew it every six to eight years

Thats where i am going wrong i renewed the wrong one, i renewed the wife instead

[Michael Parnham]

and renew it every six to eight years

Thats where i am going wrong i renewed the wrong one, i renewed the wife instead

I can certainly tell you're in the transport industry Steve

[stevewool]

dont do that in bed we are both to knackad , but we do it in the bathroom , the kitchen, the front room and even on the garden swing, and yes the dinning table too, infact we should call our house Plymouth because everywhere there is semen

[Arthur Little]

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Hmm ... ... I should've thought that would have been [nearly] as obvious as the risks of in bed!

I am reading this, you should rotate your mattress every couple of months and renew it every six to eight years especially if you use it like I do

dont do that in bed we are both too knackered, but we do it in the bathroom , the kitchen, the front room and even on the garden swing, and yes the dinning table too

Ah well, at least being non~smokers you're BOTH safe ... by NOT indulging in a cigarette when drowsy after all the physical exertion involved in good !

[Terpe]

dont do that in bed we are both to knackad , but we do it in the bathroom , the kitchen, the front room and even on the garden swing, and yes the dinning table too, infact we should call our house Plymouth because everywhere there is semen

[Arthur Little]

I can think of more risks in a bed Arthur

... d'you mean the risk of Ems becoming pregnant?

[stevewool]

... d'you mean the risk of Ems becoming pregnant?

No Arthur, shame but we made our plans many years ago,

[SimonH]

... d'you mean the risk of Ems becoming pregnant?

Maybe someone else then

[stevewool]

Maybe someone else then

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

[stevewool]

Many many years ago i came in from school and i could here my mum shouting from upstairs, she was in a panic so off i ran up the stairs and into mum and dads bedroom.
There was my mum trying to put out a fire that was in the mattress smouldering away, and there was my dad lying on the mattress with a fag in his mouth patting the flames, he fell asleep with this fag still alight,

[Steve.r]

Many many years ago i came in from school and i could here my mum shouting from upstairs, she was in a panic so off i ran up the stairs and into mum and dads bedroom.
There was my mum trying to put out a fire that was in the mattress smouldering away, and there was my dad lying on the mattress with a fag in his mouth patting the flames, he fell asleep with this fag still alight,

I really thought there was going to be a more daring end to that story lol

[stevewool]

I really thought there was going to be a more daring end to that story lol

Well if me running back down the stairs to keep fetching bowls of water to throw on the smouldering mattress and seeing my dads willy is not daring enough , well it scared me for years , especially when i was only about 7 and my willy had not even shown its head out of its cloak, my dads willy was massive