Who has anything false

[Slip]

I too have a fake tooth at the top front. However mine is screwed in and fixed and has been there for over 20 years.... a result of an argument with a spanner!

[stevewool]

I too have a fake tooth at the top front. However mine is screwed in and fixed and has been there for over 20 years.... a result of an argument with a spanner!

At first I had a screwed in one but it came loose, and then they said I can't have another one fitted, so I have this dinner plate, well that what it feels like sometimes, and yes before anyone's says it,"I don't have that big of mouth"