with options?

[robeth]

how british guys change their marital status in the UK after marrying a filipina in the philippines?

[fred]

You have to travel down to London to trafalger square in an imported 10 seater Jeepney,stand on top of a stone lion with a ten pound ball and chain strapped firmly to your ankle and declare to at least 10 British citizens that you are no longer a free man.
You then have to purchase your new bride a packet of seeds from a certified vendor and show her how to feed at least 15 British pigeons..
(keep reciept for the seeds).

[KeithD]

You have to travel down to London to trafalger square in an imported 10 seater Jeepney,stand on top of a stone lion with a ten pound ball and chain strapped firmly to your ankle and declare to at least 10 British citizens that you are no longer a free man.
You then have to purchase your new bride a packet of seeds from a certified vendor and show her how to feed at least 15 British pigeons..
(keep reciept for the seeds).

Admin Note: Some parts of this comment may not be exactly correct

[fred]

Admin Note: Some parts of this comment may not be exactly correct

Sorry about that Admin.
Did I say a 10 lb ball ??
Sorry..of course I meant 15 lb.

[robeth]

Sorry about that Admin.
Did I say a 10 lb ball ??
Sorry..of course I meant 15 lb.

i knew it...i knew it!!

[andypaul]

You have to travel down to London to trafalger square in an imported 10 seater Jeepney,stand on top of a stone lion with a ten pound ball and chain strapped firmly to your ankle and declare to at least 10 British citizens that you are no longer a free man.
You then have to purchase your new bride a packet of seeds from a certified vendor and show her how to feed at least 15 British pigeons..
(keep reciept for the seeds).

Don't let red ken find you feeding the pigeons in Trafalger square!!!

[robeth]

Don't let red ken find you feeding the pigeons in Trafalger square!!!

thanks andypaul but who is red ken? sorry but most of the times im thick!

[robeth]

Sorry about that Admin.
Did I say a 10 lb ball ??
Sorry..of course I meant 15 lb.

i like ur bouncing boobies fred but cant use heavier than 15 lbs? im getting nervous now...being thick and dumber and this visa thing! well....

[KeithD]

Red Ken is Hitler's cousin and controls London