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    crappy flies

    bloody flies , they fly so slow but try to get them and you never do, so i have brought a fly swat, and they are brill, there is no fly safe in my house once this is in my hand


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    They've got good reflexes unlike wasps


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    bloody flies , they fly so slow but try to get them and you never do, so i have brought a fly swat, and they are brill, there is no fly safe in my house once this is in my hand
    I bought my fly swat in Philippines a number of years ago and wouldn't be without it! I bought my son one of those battery operated swats too that resembles a string bat but that one didn't last long.

    It was the presence of houseflies that enabled me to persuade the men in my house to keep the toilet seat down all those years ago and they still do it today! Nothing worse than actually seeing a fly go in a toilet and then land on something you were about to eat!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieXXXmaria View Post
    They've got good reflexes unlike wasps
    seems i have better reflexes then them now, yes only with my tool


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    Oh that's our problem in the house lately. Lots of flies! We have an electronic fly swat that looks like a tennis racket. It's giving Keith and me an exercise though..hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosie1958 View Post
    I bought my fly swat in Philippines a number of years ago and wouldn't be without it! I bought my son one of those battery operated swats too that resembles a string bat but that one didn't last long.

    I got one of those too. Great fun they are.
    Got it on a recent trip to our local Aldi store whilst in pursuit of more of Dedworths 'best buys' (Alcoholic of course )


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosie1958 View Post

    It was the presence of houseflies that enabled me to persuade the men in my house to keep the toilet seat down all those years ago and they still do it today! Nothing worse than actually seeing a fly go in a toilet and then land on something you were about to eat!
    ... flies feed on crap!


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    Never seem to have any flies in the house more than a couple of minutes, my grandma always used to say "always wash and dry the pots as soon as you've finished your food, then you won't waste any Flit". Do you remember 'Flit'?


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    I've never thought of eating anything out of the toilet...flies or no flies.


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    The last one was pretty tricky, but I got him in the end...



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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    I've never thought of eating anything out of the toilet...*flies or no flies.
    ... so long as *those were zipped (or buttoned) up after visiting the toilet, Graham!


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    Are we talking a bout zip or button flies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    The last one was pretty tricky, but I got him in the end...



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    That made me laugh Graham

    Love my electric fly swat/tennis racket...


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