Originally Posted by Mrs.JMajor
... you made me laugh out loud
And did THAT, in turn, cause you to FART even LOUDER... ?
No .We make it secretly(no sound) as we can, especially in bed (during sleeping time).:lol2:
My farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
(Quick poem)
Beans, beans, make you fart!
Custard powder, makes it louder!
Have some jelly, makes it smelly!
I think I missed a line?
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Oh, so you got one of those "silent but deadly" fart.......My farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Beans, beans, good for your heartMy farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
(Quick poem)
Beans, beans, make you fart!
Custard powder, makes it louder!
Have some jelly, makes it smelly!
I think I missed a line?
The more you eat the more you fart!
Personally I find farts very funny. I`m 40 now but I dont care. Mymaking a sound has always been funny since I was a little boy. The years of practice make me an expert na.
I never make the mistake of pushing too hard so the turtle rears its ugly head,oh no no no, i`m good at it na...
In fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
Oh yeah, i`m Mr Spleen from Mystery Men
I hope this is Adam posting or...???Personally I find farts very funny. I`m 40 now but I dont care. My
I never make the mistake of pushing too hard so the turtle rears its ugly head,oh no no no, i`m good at it na...
In fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
Oh yeah, i`m Mr Spleen from Mystery Men
Most of people are experts in this field here as I see how far this thread got already.
Maybe we could try to apply bit of Freud school of psychology...
Don't want to see the results after evaluation by skilled psychologist.
Or psychiatrist will be better? Not sure
Jiri & Maricel
I hope this is Adam posting or...???
Most of people are experts in this field here as I see how far this thread got already.
Maybe we could try to apply bit of Freud school of psychology...
Don't want to see the results after evaluation by skilled psychologist.
Or psychiatrist will be better? Not sure
Its all good clean flatulent fun
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
I hope this is Adam posting or...???
Most of people are experts in this field here as I see how far this thread got already.
Maybe we could try to apply bit of Freud school of psychology...
Don't want to see the results after evaluation by skilled psychologist.
Or psychiatrist will be better? Not sure
of course it's adam...
well that's my dear husband. wether i like it or not i need to embrace his farting habitsand same as him as well need to embrace my smelly fart
chryss
Adam, shame on youIn fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
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