Farting

[grahamw48]

I was the champion farter and belcher in my year at school, as well as the loudest sneezer. All generated at will, especially during prayers in morning assembly.

[Arthur Little]

I was the champion farter and belcher in my year at school, as well as the loudest sneezer. All generated at will, especially during prayers in morning assembly.

........ reminds me of Verse 4 of a hilarious (not so little) ditty I recall hearing in the Male Dormitory of a Christian youth camp I once attended back in 1966 ... on the sacred Isle of Iona of ALL places.

http://www.hymnsandarias.com/goodshipvenus.html

Alas ... the rest is (shall we say) unrepeatable on a forum such as ours - but feel free to take a peek!