I once knew someone who, whenever her husband let off a 'real rifter', almost invariably had a tendency to meekly inquire:Originally Posted by Tawi2
... "Has the dog farted, Harry?... sniff, sniff ... "
Poor mutt ... lying docile on the fireside rug ... HE always got the blame!
I once knew someone who, whenever her husband let off a 'real rifter', almost invariably had a tendency to meekly inquire:
Poor mutt ... lying docile on the fireside rug ... HE always got the blame!Although I use 1 icon that doesnt mean I smile or laugh just simple, you made me laugh out loud
And did THAT, in turn, cause you to FART even LOUDER... ?
No .We make it secretly(no sound) as we can, especially in bed (during sleeping time).:lol2:
My farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
(Quick poem)
Beans, beans, make you fart!
Custard powder, makes it louder!
Have some jelly, makes it smelly!
I think I missed a line?
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Oh, so you got one of those "silent but deadly" fart.......My farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Beans, beans, good for your heartMy farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
(Quick poem)
Beans, beans, make you fart!
Custard powder, makes it louder!
Have some jelly, makes it smelly!
I think I missed a line?
The more you eat the more you fart!
Personally I find farts very funny. I`m 40 now but I dont care. Mymaking a sound has always been funny since I was a little boy. The years of practice make me an expert na.
I never make the mistake of pushing too hard so the turtle rears its ugly head,oh no no no, i`m good at it na...
In fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
Oh yeah, i`m Mr Spleen from Mystery Men
I hope this is Adam posting or...???Personally I find farts very funny. I`m 40 now but I dont care. My
I never make the mistake of pushing too hard so the turtle rears its ugly head,oh no no no, i`m good at it na...
In fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
Oh yeah, i`m Mr Spleen from Mystery Men
Most of people are experts in this field here as I see how far this thread got already.
Maybe we could try to apply bit of Freud school of psychology...
Don't want to see the results after evaluation by skilled psychologist.
Or psychiatrist will be better? Not sure
Jiri & Maricel
Adam, shame on youIn fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
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