Lol, yeah by accident, quite amazing..........Originally Posted by Arthur Little
I was a child then, and i was quite amazed by it, lol
Lol, yeah by accident, quite amazing..........
I was a child then, and i was quite amazed by it, lol
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Brits are obsessed with body gases
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
who would of thought 3 pages of a farting discussion!!!
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
exactly.....strangely amazingwho would of thought 3 pages of a farting discussion!!!
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Your right, and just wondering if Admin is pleased to talk about "fart" but he said it was in a right section,who would of thought 3 pages of a farting discussion!!!LOOSE TALK,CHAT and OFF TOPIC
I see everyone else seems to have forsaken this topic [either THAT, or they've exhausted themselvesinto a state of constipation by now!]. "T'is an ill wind", as they (who are THEY, I wonder?) say! So I'll just "blow-off" ...
... or f
ck off ... sorry, sign-off for my tea (supper if you're from the Phils):lol2:
Cheers!& Ta for sharing (or should that be "airing"?) your views.
Art' the [Old] Fart/Farty Artie
... I was wrong! ... there's still some forumers "farting about" after all. How about 'pooper cushions'? D'you think we should include THEM in Fart ...
Have you tried to fart inside the comforter and your comforter was smelly already because you keep doing that at night
Beans, beans, good for your heartMy farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
(Quick poem)
Beans, beans, make you fart!
Custard powder, makes it louder!
Have some jelly, makes it smelly!
I think I missed a line?
The more you eat the more you fart!
Ahhh, yuck, it is about poisoning yourself afterwards - have to use gas mask, or that might be a reason for occasional cases of spontaneous combustion then...
Jiri & Maricel
Personally I find farts very funny. I`m 40 now but I dont care. Mymaking a sound has always been funny since I was a little boy. The years of practice make me an expert na.
I never make the mistake of pushing too hard so the turtle rears its ugly head,oh no no no, i`m good at it na...
In fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
Oh yeah, i`m Mr Spleen from Mystery Men
I hope this is Adam posting or...???Personally I find farts very funny. I`m 40 now but I dont care. My
I never make the mistake of pushing too hard so the turtle rears its ugly head,oh no no no, i`m good at it na...
In fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
Oh yeah, i`m Mr Spleen from Mystery Men
Most of people are experts in this field here as I see how far this thread got already.
Maybe we could try to apply bit of Freud school of psychology...
Don't want to see the results after evaluation by skilled psychologist.
Or psychiatrist will be better? Not sure
Jiri & Maricel
Adam, shame on youIn fact one time I recorded a fart as my message alert tone on my phone
Cow farts emit around 18% of global warming gases! Filipina's round it up to 20%
Keith - Administrator
I hope this is Adam posting or...???
Most of people are experts in this field here as I see how far this thread got already.
Maybe we could try to apply bit of Freud school of psychology...
Don't want to see the results after evaluation by skilled psychologist.
Or psychiatrist will be better? Not sure
Its all good clean flatulent fun
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
thats why its so warm in the phils and why everyone looks so sweatyCow farts emit around 18% of global warming gases! Filipina's round it up to 20%
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Cow farts emit around 18% of global warming gases! Filipina's round it up to 20%You love it, dont you ? because you marry filipinathats why its so warm in the phils and why everyone looks so sweatythe smell
Nothing better than wifey's fishy smelling farts with a hint of rosemary and brocolli
Keith - Administrator
i never have know my wife to fart but when she does it will be a days that i will always remember
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Ah, 'fartatbirth' ...i never have know my wife to fart but when she does it will be a days that i will always rememberyour MOM can!
I hope this is Adam posting or...???
Most of people are experts in this field here as I see how far this thread got already.
Maybe we could try to apply bit of Freud school of psychology...
Don't want to see the results after evaluation by skilled psychologist.
Or psychiatrist will be better? Not sure
of course it's adam...
well that's my dear husband. wether i like it or not i need to embrace his farting habits
chryss
Hahahaha, i cant stop laughing reading this thread..
oopppsss......:eek::eek::eek::eek:
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
did that make you fart tin?Hahahaha, i cant stop laughing reading this thread..
oopppsss......:eek::eek::eek::eek:
naku, kinabagan na si tin.........Hahahaha, i cant stop laughing reading this thread..
oopppsss......:eek::eek::eek::eek:
i wonder what's next.........
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Ebak na pgtapos ng utotnaku, kinabagan na si tin.........
i wonder what's next.........
just before i poo,i do smelly farts!!
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
People really are fascinated with bodily functions) have a little uoto after finishing their ihi,its always a moment of embarrassed silence in a male toilets when someone quacks at the urinal
and we all know ladies do a different type of fart
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
did that make you fart tin?
naku, kinabagan na si tin.........
i wonder what's next.........im backEbak na pgtapos ng utot
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
is the toilet seat still warm after ebak????im back
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
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